October26, 2010. We understand being the parents of a teenage millionaire may make lot of things easy to overlook. But we’re gonna need his parents to come get this darn kid Soulja Boy. Clearly, nobody around him is gonna stop him from saying stupid things or doing dumb sh*t. Your cute little boy now looks like a sideshow freak. Like if this rap thing doesn’t work out, he can compete for the most tattooed man in the world. His tattoos are a cry for help mom and pops, please help this little boy before he can legally start drinking next summer cause alcohol will only make matters worse. And while you’re at it: please tell him that a pretty boy’s swag does not include having the world see his droopy drawls on television; we’re sick of it and take out those darn earrings out your ears.